Our bravest and best lessons are not learned through success, but through misadventure.
— Amos Bronson Alcott
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My Name is Kirah, and I’m addicted to Sugar

My Day at the Doctor Horror Story
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my annual check up. All was great until they requested that I complete a urine sample. My bladder was on the verge of bursting so I knew it would be an easy task. I quickly filled the cup and tried to place it on the floor. However, I somehow managed to waste my own urine on my foot, and the floor. Naturally, I began to panic, mostly because I was in disbelief. My Sperry’s were soaked, and it was completely obvious. After wiping them, they dried much faster than I anticipated, but the inside remained misty and warm. This is the grossest thing I have ever done to myself. I really need to wash those shoes today.

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