My Day at the Doctor Horror Story

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my annual check up. All was great until they requested that I complete a urine sample. My bladder was on the verge of bursting so I knew it would be an easy task. I quickly filled the cup and tried to place it on the floor. However, I somehow managed to waste my own urine on my foot, and the floor. Naturally, I began to panic, mostly because I was in disbelief. My Sperry’s were soaked, and it was completely obvious. After wiping them, they dried much faster than I anticipated, but the inside remained misty and warm. This is the grossest thing I have ever done to myself. I really need to wash those shoes today.

Awkward…

The most humiliating thing I endured today was drooling while having a conversation with stranger. It was like a waterfall of saliva. I failed to realize until it finally flowed to my chin. I wasn’t sure how to recover from such embarrassment, so I turned, and quickly paced away. Awkward.