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How to survive a trip to Walmart

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  • Be mentally prepared
  • DO NOT GO TO WALMART AT NIGHT (it’s very scary, especially if you’re a girl) THE CREEPS COME OUT AT NIGHT
  • Avoid making eye contact
  • Cautious: the people there are ratchet
  • Don’t be surprised when you see people in pajamas
  • Walmart has 100 registers but only 2 will be open…sorry
  • Ignore the mom yelling at her kid
  • Wipe down the cart before using it
  • Put hand sanitizer on IMMEDIATLY after leaving the store
  • Remember: STRANGER DANGER
  • Finally, just go to Target, it’s much safer